Thursday, May 29, 2014

Taint by S.L. Jennings Blog Tour + Giveaway
Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here? 

Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we? 

You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.

Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot. 
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue. 
F*ck. F***ck.

Ok, good. Now where were we?

If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.

For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.

And who am I?

Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.

I am Justice Drake. 
And I turn housewives into whores. 

Now…who’s first?
4 'Dr. Sex' Stars

Oh wow, where to begin...Justice Drake was hot - I mean, he was stunningly hot and one cocky bastard during the seminar.

"I'm going to teach you how to fuck your husband."

Yeah that's the tone throughout the's his routine. Men pay him so their wives are better lays so they don't cheat on them...*coughs* yeah guess what kind of jerks the husbands are -yup, you're right, rich bastards who blame their wives for being interested in other pussies!!

Anyhow, where was I...right, Justice. He's the sex guru for celebraties since years and never did he have a problem; sure he slipped ones or twice and enjoyed himself a bit too much, but when Ally sat across him, listening to every word he was teaching the women, he lost all trail of thoughts while looking at her.

She's forbidden; married for Christ sake...but he can't seem to stay awake during practise. She's not like the other women -no spoiled rich brat. No, Ally is humble, down to earth...adorable, sexy, and she doesn't even know it.

The more these two are in contact the more Justice focuses on her...on her emotions...her thoughts...and what it'd feels like to touch her, to be close to her.

He didn't expect that once he touched her he couldn't stay away...but neither could she.

"I laugh like an idiot when she's around. I worry hurting her feelings or being too gruff. Hell, I've been eating ice cream, like a hormonal chick with PMS! I just don't get it."

Yeah Justice, that's called slowly but surely falling in love mister!

These two have a spark going on that's off the charts...and at one point both couldn't resist anymore. They threw the rules overboard...I mean, Ally's husband is basically a whore  let's be honest- he nails everything that has boobs with no regards and at least Justice sees who she really is and knows she is NOT to blame for her husband's second hobby.

But everything good comes to an end, sometimes faster than wanted.
Justice and Ally don't get 6 weeks, no. Something, or should I say someone comes in between them and Justice can't loose the one thing that has finally given him his life back.
He doesn't want to be any longer an island of, he wants to be an island of two -with Ally...but karma has other plans.
"Please don't leave me, angel. I don't want to be in the dark anymore."
S.L. Jennings wrote a pretty dang good story, completely written in a male pov - and I can honestly say enjoyed it. I like to be in a man's head and Justice's mind was bliss to be in. He's a man with many faces and I loved them all.
I understood why he fell for Ally and vise versa. I laughed, giggled and swooned over Justice and dang, I don't know why not all women threw themselves at him - I would have. He's sex on legs and the book cover totally fits.
Grab this book, it won't disappoint you!!

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